First Post FTW!

So here it is. My first blog post. For those of you reading this (I don't imagine there are many of you), I'm probably going to be a little bit...erm, inconstant shall we say, when it comes to posting. I'll probably write, like, seven posts one day and then none for, like, two weeks. Just a heads-up. Another warning: I'm probably also going to RANT AND RAVE about books you know nothing about. So, you know, be aware. I will make sure there is a big loud *SPOILER ALERT* heading above all posts containing spoilerrific spoilers. So, for those of you who haven't read whatever book I'm spoiling, read at your own risk.
I will also probably post a few chapters or pages or whatever of the book I'm currently working on. More deets coming soon. Yes, I just used the word 'deets.' Don't judge me.

And just to start things off big, here's the list of titles I'll use for specifics. They will be numbered when I use them.

-This Just Occurred To Me... (of course)
-On A Completely Unrelated Note...
-This Is Not My Happy Face...
-You Don't Know How Big I'm Grinning Right Now...
-Just Another Piece of News From My Life...
-Get Ready, Here It Comes...
-Life Is (adjective)...

So. Time to briefly describe what you should expect when you see one of these titles.


This Just Occurred To Me...
Expect to find my epiphanies, sudden revelations, brilliant (or not-so-brilliant) ideas, things I understood way, way, way later than I should have, etc.


On A Completely Unrelated Note...
Expect to be reading a helter-skelter, all-over-the-place post with no rhyme or reason. You might be thinking Oh, jeez, randomness? Really? but I promise, these will probably be entertaining! In the words of the wise Dr. Seuss: "I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells."

This Is Not My Happy Face...
Beware. I'm on a rant and I may use HIGHLY INCORRECT grammar because if I am using this title, I am in rage mode.

You Don't Know How Big I'm Grinning Right Now...
Opposite of 'This Is Not My Happy Face.' I'll probably do a bit of this:
Oh my gosh it was so amazing I loved it iacmeionviuencoasnu!!!!!
Because I do that when I get excited.

Just Another Piece of News From My Life...
These posts will include information of no specific emotion, just updates about me and my world.

Get Ready, Here It Comes...
This title denotes EXCITEMENT and ADVENTURE!!! Probably also uploads from my story! And deets (I used 'deets' again. You're just going to have to deal with it) about my personal heroic exploits!

Life Is (adjective)...
One day it might be 'Life Is Great' and the next it might be 'Life Is Horrifyingly Bad.' With these you never know...! They just convey my emotions to you, dear reader.


So to sum up what I've said:
Reader:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow the ups and down of my existence and read my posts about life. Note: this is NOT an ego blog. I'm not just looking for recognition, just a listening ear to hear about stuff I care about. In fact, I don't really care whether or not you agree, it's just nice to know that someone out there's listening.

Live long and prosper.


-Isabella
(but call me Iza)